Mush

Now, in the wake of copious amounts of DnB and primate-infidelity, Mixt Ape would like to point out that although he has no physical presence in this world, that doesn't mean he doesn't have a heart.

WARNING - No chronological relevance here whatsoever, their last release was a few years ago.

Soppy eyes, silky facial hair and no visible possibility of aggression? Well then, some bands look exactly like they sound. Band Of Horses are a straight-up mushy Southern rock band with two album releases under their belt (Everything All The Time and Cease To Begin). So what's so special about them? Well, that's exactly it, I really don't think there is anything. Yet, their music remains thoroughly listenable and emotive.

Take the first album for example, Everything All The Time. We're talking inoffensive, simply orchestrated soft rock. Instrumentally, expect little else except reverb-smothered clean guitars (bordering on the crunchy in places), atmospherically down-paced rock drums with cymbals galore and flat, characteristically supplemental (nearing the inaudible) basslines. Oh wait I just heard a piano... Anyway, this uncomplicated but effective base layer serves perfectly to springboard
the only thing about their sound that really stands out: the vocals. Frontman Ben Bridwell's baby-voiced warbling is definitely the selling point for the band. His soft consonants and charmingly bizarre accent when delivering words like 'funeral' ('fyoonairawl!') are projected across your ears with a hefty encasing of soaring reverb, completing their idiosyncratically innocent-yet-big sound, one that never quite manages to be annoying. Their gentle but oddly haunting melodies - despite sounding very similar across the entirety of the first album - complete their easy-on-the-ears mushy formula.

However, many people (especially that penis-carrying brand), myself included, might be tempted to instantly dismiss their effeminate wailing as pure premature ejaculation material. They really don't help themselves here, the lyrics in the outro of 'Ode To LRC' for example are completely comprised of 'The world is such a wonderful place/The world is such a wonderful place/Lah di dah/Lah dah di dah dah' - no, I'm genuinely serious. But at the end of the day, is there really anything wrong with that? We don't always need to hear Thom Yorke mumbling about cannibalism and Canary Wharf, or Justin Vernon spouting (albeit beautiful) poetic drivel about moons and wombs. What this kind of music does is appeal to that part of (almost) everyone that remains impenetrable to the complexities of life, where songs about settling down with a wife (Marry Song), and songs about funerals (The Funeral) - with nothing profound to say about either i might add - do touch the heartstrings. We (I) might feel embarrassed about it, but at the end of the day it's Band Of Horses and mush like it that calm the soul and warm the heart.

Having said that, Band Of Horses are touring with Snow Patrol. So, if you feel like sticking to the 'mush is shit' philosophy, I can't blame you.

If you're still interested though, here (as well as the links given above) are their best:

No One's Gonna Love You - Single off their second album, and what attracted me to them in the first place. Characteristic of the more ambitious and diverse production of the album (in opposition to the static sound of the first), its gentle combination of clean guitar and flute-like keyboard, coupled with a more complex vocal reverb, set a more distinctive background for more charming and cutesy vocals: 'anything to make you smile, you are the ever-living ghost of what once was...And no one's ever gonna love you more than I do'. Yup, it's pretty fucking mushy right? The melodies keep it undefeatable.

Weed Party - Less ambitious but much more upbeat track off the first album. Harmlessly indie crunchy guitar riffs and drums cue yet more classic Bridwell vocals, complete with that down-the-scale melody at the end of a line.

Cigarettes, Wedding Bands - Rarely bitter-sounding track off the second album. 'The house is not the same since you left it that day...our parents held cigarettes, wedding bands while they lie tonight'

The First Song - And another off the first album, this one essentially serving as a template for the whole record. Except for the unbeatable The Funeral (see above), expect nothing too different from this track.

Yellow Wings and Caribou in Sweet Harmony flooded with Pretty Lights. Could This Be Real?

Here's a few recent tracks to whet your tastebuds for a hench plateful of 'is-it-the-best-thing-since-DJ-Shadow' sampling genius, that's Pretty Lights.


Caribou - Odessa

Bear with those funky noises in the intro (I realise it sounds like some kind of muppet orgy), although the psychedelia does continue, it becomes more interesting. Hazy vocals seem to narrate some sort of odd eighties acid trip musical comprised of funky guitar, tambourine, tacky bass and, yes, muppet orgasms.

Keepaway - Yellow Wings

Still pretty psychedelic here, this all very Animal Collective. Chanty samples and tribal tom beats precede reverb-laced and chunky-toned guitar (oddly reminiscent of Friendly Fires) and VERY Animal Collective vocals, those campfire harmonies easily ripped off of My Girls. Still, influence-bordering-on-thievery is prerequisite these days so no harm done, and it does sound very nice.


Danny Byrd - Sweet Harmony (feat. Liquid)

It's already been B-listed by radio 1 (even better than his massive Red Mist VIP achieved) so grit your teeth and prepare for its day-time hammering by Jo TWATTING Whiley amongst others. Apparently a re-work of an early-nineties classic, that would make the (also good) Jungle Mix a remix of a rework of an original track. Nice. Well Danny's done well (despite his horribly bald head), fitting the classic 90s piano riff and vocal to some updated liquid breaks and enveloped bass. Also that 'let's go' sample will seem familiar from being used (more effectively) on The Prodigy's Everybody In The Place. Also the midpoint of the track boasts a mightily cheeky jittery bass dive. Still, the Jungle mix is a bit more obviously satisfying, the similar mix being inevitably torn apart in CLASSIC Danny Byrd fashion with a cheeky sample, some jungle rolls, DnB klaxon and bleeps. Very reminiscent of his eclectic and bouncy Shock Out. Noice.

Still hungry? Better be.



Derek Vincent Smith (yeah, name as badass as his hat) AKA Pretty Lights is a BLADDY magician with a sampler. As you can see from the clip above, all he needs is a fucking box with lights on (that's a monome for anyone who gives a shit) and a few gadgets to seamlessly cut and loop samples with the cold efficiency of a Bosnian general.

To be honest, his music isn't really anything like the aforementioned DJ Shadow (top picture, those ignorant please for the love of god check out Building Steam With A Grain Of Salt, ...Meets His Maker and Midnight In A Perfect World) but there haven't exactly been all that many alternative white baseball-cap-wearing hip-hop-sampling artists with as compositional an attitude as it's possible to have when using ONLY samples - at least not on my radar, and they do look very similar. DJ Shadow's Entroducing... made it possible for artists (I think it's fair to say the man has transcended the title of DJ to artist) like Pretty Lights (bottom picture) to stick with the free and adventurous philosophy of creating individual, rich and profound music without technically 'composing' anything. What's also amazing about both of these guys is their record collections - how the fuck can anyone find SO MANY amazing samples from presumably obscure soul, funk and hip hop records?

Pretty Lights' sound is a lot less dark than DJ Shadow's , sampling warmer soul/disco/funk records in as melodic but usually less atmospheric way, more modern hip-hop snippets and old school hip-hop beats adding punch to an otherwise warm and accessible sound. The closest his sound gets to Shadow's (and probably his most impressive track) is More Important Than Michael Jordan which lays atmospheric piano down and teases the stereo extremes with poignant spoken samples and echoes. What separates the man from Shadow is a slightly more eclectic range of genres (the bass wobbles on this track come close to dubstep) and a more progressive feel to most of his tracks. Also, while he doesn't boast QUITE the variety of sounds Shadow manages, there is the odd deviation from squelchy, warm and soulful (best encapsulated in Hot Like Sauce, ) such as his rarely short and sweet ode to the badass How We Do. More recently released and proof he's still shit hot was Fly Away Another Day from last year (again with plenty of wobbles, the man makes more clear why Snoop Dogg, Rihanna and hip-hop in general are feeling some links to dubstep).

What's also pretty impressive about his music is that there's a whole fucking lot of it (just the one double-disk album Filling Up The City Skies lasts a hefty near three hours) and all for free. Seeing as the man deals only in non-original material he's been kind enough to provide EVERYTHING for free download on his site, although the music itself merits a donation, which you can do alongside the downloads. The only thing I might say critically about the project is that each track packs an individual punch, but (as with many albums) when you listen to entire album the dynamic is diluted a bit, which isn't surprising given that each track averages six minutes or more. But that's no reason not to scoop it all up like gold dust. Munch away.

Oh, and


Sub Focus - Could This Be Real (Sub Focus DnB Remix)

Cos I'm Sub Focus' bitch. And the original was pretty shite...